10 Desserts We Would Kill For

Remember yesterday, when we gave you tips on toning up for bikini season?  Well, we hope you did a few lunges last night, because today we are doing you a total disservice by sharing some of our favorite decadent dessert recipes from around the web.  Forget yesterday’s article; today we recommend you whip up a batch or two of the below and just grab one of these for the beach.  Apologies in advance, fellow beach-goers...

Slutty Brownies -- These cookie dough/Oreo/brownie combinations were recently made famous by a very pregnant Jessica Simpson. You don’t have to be “with child” to enjoy them, though you may be mistaken for someone who is after a few too many of these. 

Boozy Birthday Cake Shots -- They make cake-flavored vodka?!?  This is like finding out that the Easter Bunny is real.  Besides, anything that mixes dessert with cocktail hour is a win in our books. 

Pie Pops -- These involve fruit, so we feel somewhat responsible eating them.  Plus, they’re petite, which matters less when you eat twenty of them than it does when you limit yourself to one or two.  Not that we would know...

Bite-Sized Banana Split -- These little guys are so easy to make that we almost feel bad alerting you to their existence.  We foresee many a night spent watching bad romantic comedies while whipping banana after banana into a sugared frenzy. 

Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes -- We’re all for making cupcake consumption easier, which is exactly what’s happening with these hybrid wonders.  

Strawberry Peach Vodka Popsicles -- As spring moves into full swing, we can think of nothing better than frozen booze mixed with fresh fruit.  These are stronger than they look, so please suck responsibly.

5-Minute Chocolate Fudge S’mores Mug Cake -- This is another one we see ourselves gorging on in our feetie-pajamas while watching The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle.

Frozen Honey Bananas -- These are actually kind of healthy, but we’re including them because they don’t taste like they are.  Plus, you can choose to dip them in all kinds of unhealthy goodness. 

Tiramisu Cupcakes -- Because we find ourselves powerless against this mutant combination of two decadent desserts. 

Watermelon Lime Sorbet Slices -- We recognize that you can only get so fat before your social life starts to suffer, so we’ve selected these light treats to round out our recipe collection.  The adorable presentation is perfect for a summer barbecue, should you do enough lunges to feel comfortable making it out to one!